With The Academy Awards “Oscars” being handed out tomorrow, the awards show that precedes it is The Golden Raspberry Awards that celebrates the Worst that the film industry offered up in the previous year. As the winners of these losers was already lined out as I sipped the morning coffee I am sharing them with you all to help properly start your day with the films that you should probably avoid.

WORST PICTURE
WINNER – Blonde
Disney’s Pinocchio
Good Mourning
The King’s Daughter
Morbius

WORST ACTOR
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) Good Mourning
Pete Davidson (Voice Only) Marmaduke
Tom Hanks (As Gepetto) Disney’s Pinocchio
WINNER – Jared Leto / Morbius
Sylvester Stallone / Samaritan

WORST ACTRESS
WINNER – The Razzies (for “Their 43rd Worst Actress Nominations Blunder”)
Ryan Kiera Armstrong / Firestarter
Bryce Dallas Howard / Jurassic Park: Dominion
Diane Keaton / Mack & Rita
Kaya Scodelario / The King’s Daughter
Alicia Silverstone / The Requin

WORST REMAKE/RIP-OFF/SEQUEL
Blonde
BOTH 365 Days Sequels – 365 Days: This Day & The Next 365 Days [a Razzie BOGO]
WINNER – Disney’s Pinocchio
Firestarter
Jurassic World: Dominion

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
WINNER – Adria Arjona / Morbius
Lorraine Bracco (Voice Only) Disney’s Pinocchio
Penelope Cruz / The 355
Bingbing Fan / The 355 & The King’s Daughter
Mira Sorvino / Lamborghini: The Man Behind the Legend

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Pete Davidson (Cameo Role) Good Mourning
WINNER – Tom Hanks / Elvis
Xavier Samuel / Blonde
Mod Sun / Good Mourning
Evan Williams / Blonde

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) & Mod Sun / Good Mourning
Both Real Life Characters in the Fallacious White House Bedroom Scene / Blonde
WINNER – Tom Hanks & His Latex-Laden Face (and Ludicrous Accent) ELVIS
Andrew Dominik & His Issues with Women / Blonde
The Two 365 Days Sequels (both Released in 2022)

WORST DIRECTOR
Judd Apatow / The Bubble
WINNER – Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) & Mod Sun / Good Mourning
Andrew Dominik / Blonde
Daniel Espinosa / Morbius
Robert Zemeckis / Disney’s Pinocchio

WORST SCREENPLAY
WINNER – Blonde / Written for the Screen by Andrew Dominik, Adapted from the “Bio-Novel” by Joyce Carol Oates
Disney’s Pinocchio / Screenplay by Robert Zemeckis & Chris Weitz (Not Authorized by the Estate of Carlo Collodi)
Good Mourning / “Written” by Machine Gun Kelly & Mod Sun – Jurassic World: Dominion / Screenplay by Emily Carmichael & Colin Treverrow,Story by Treverrow & Derek Connolly
Morbius / Screen Story and Screenplay by Matt Sazama & Burk Sharpless

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Piercing Ken Thoughts: So as you can see both “Blonde” and “Morbius” were tied in the accumulation of Razzies and while I didn’t see “Blonde”, I can honestly say that “Morbius” was not terrible. It wasn’t very good, nor did it really need to be made in the greater scheme of things but Sony will release whatever it can to keep pushing the Spider-Man license further into the ground. Truth be told I was really surprised that the final installment in the Halloween franchise wasn’t there because that was bad or “Black Adam” which I liked but was panned by far too many. What do you readers think about the winners of “The Razzies”? Chime in down below in the comments section and we shall see you next time. My plan is to get on the post about The Academy Awards tomorrow very early to have it post the full winners list shortly after the broadcast ends. Thanks for reading friends, please stay safe out there.

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